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Did Your Dick Just Up & Die?
For no apparent reason!
Well, it happened to me. And, I had no idea why all of a sudden I went completely dead.
I mean, I was only in my ealry 60's, I worked out everyday, had a healthy diet...
So, WHY? Why the hell had my dick turned limp? It was Dead as a Door Nail.
Holy Shit! Is that scary? The thought that it may never rise again; I really needed to get
to the bottom of this.
So, I'm single, been divorced for over 10 years and have not been dating, in all that time.
Why, you wonder? Well, long story short; for about 7 or 8 of those years, I had a business
that I tended to 4 - 5 hours a day, and then took care of my ex-wife mother who suffered
from alzheimer, while wify went to work. During that time, I had absolutely no interest is
starting a relationship. My life was; work at the shop from 5am to around 12am, then watch
mommy, from 1:00pm to 10:30pm. On her days off, it was 5am to 6pm at my shop.
Needless to say, I am human, normal healthy guy with the same needs as every other guys.
So, from time to time, I would get satisfaction by just "Rubbing One Out". I liked it.
It was simple. Watch a little porn, Bada-Bing, Bada-Boom, ahhhhhhhh.. Were goood for a while.
It was no pressure, pleasure. No wining & dining, or begging / kissing ass, no worries about
performance, no STD's, no commitments... Don't get me wrong! I still would have liked a nice warm
pussy, as there's nothing better than a really hot, passionate fuck, BUT that seemed so complicated
under my circumstances.
So life went on. Work, work, work, watch a little porn & jerk the old gherkin, once in a while.
Life was good! Until one day, I don't know what the hell happened. I had a little free time, felt
a little frisky, so I started watching a little porn. As I was stroking the salami, nothing was
happening. NOTHING AT ALL. It stayed limp as a wet noodle. In fact, I didn't even have interest at
all, in the orgies that were happening on my computer screen. Stuff that really crumbled my cookie
at one time, was not the least bit stimulating, now. Holy Shit! What is happening? I think, I just
want to die.
So, this dire condition went on for a long time. I was really busy, between my shop and taking care
of mommy, so I lived with the condition, but it was a major concern. I mean, I was not that old, that my
sex life should come to a screeching halt, for no apparent reason. One day, while at the doctor for a
physical —I had not had one for years— she ordered blood work. A few weeks later, as we were
going over the results, everything seemed pretty normal except for the testosterone levels. They were a
little low. Because of that, I asked if that might be the reason that I was no longer getting a stiffy.
Not even morning wood! Well, she's not a Eurologist, so she couldn't diagnose my condition. She did bring
in a coworker, male doctor who right away wanted to prescribe Viagra.
Viagra? Are you fucking kidding me? Everytime I wanna get laid I'd have to plan, so I can take a pill
an hour before... OMG! No, I was not receptive to that at all. But, I did take them up on that prescription
to see just how well these things work. After some research I found that Cialis lasted up to 3 days, as oppose
to Viagra that lasts hours, not days. You know me, curious about everything. I did not try it right away. I did
a whole lot more googling about Testosterones, ED... I even found a Youtube video that explains every biological
aspects of getting aroused and becoming erect. I also studied how Viagra & its counterparts work.
While doing all of this research, I came across an interesting fact. The fact that besides alcohol and
illicit drugs, common prescription and even Over The Counter drugs, can kill your weiner; your libido.
It then dawned on me that I took these antihistamine for my sinus allergies. I've been suffering with
sinus allergies for a million years. So I tried these Benadryl Allergy pills. They worked! I took two
every morning and my allergies were under control. Little did I know however, that these seemingly
harmless little pink pills were KILLING MY DICK! They were killing my whole sex life. I had no
libido, not the slightest desire for sex, no longer had Morning Wood, couldn't Rub One Out to save my life
—You just can't wank a wet noodle— I might as well have been Dead!
Needless to say, I stopped those stupid pills right away. I'd much rather be sneezing my brains out all day, than
not have a Stiffy. DUH! So, with more research, I discovered that Zyrtec does not work as well, but does not affect
your sex life. Yay! My sex life came back. Welcome Morning Wood! All that research also helped me find some good
supplements that actually enhance hormone —specifically Testosterones— production, which makes everything
work much better "Down There" and is also beneficial to my fitness workouts.
So at the end of the day, I got my SEX life back. It's working just fine —while I won't say that I can punch
holes in a wall with it— it's hard enough to satisfy my needs; anyone's needs for that matter. And, I still
enjoy looking at porn — that's partly why I created this site— although I don't really get aroused by it
anymore because I see so much of it, that I look for & post on the site, that I am somewhat becoming a little numb to
it. But still, sometimes I run across something really "Out of the Box" and that can be a "Turn On" that I'll share
on my site...
Oh, don't judge me, I'm sure you like porn too.
To that extent, if your weiner is not up to par or —like mine— Dead as A Doornail, dont' panic.
Before running to the Doctor, where he'll probably just prescribe you Viagra, do a little research.
Start be googling the medecines you are taking. Even the Over The Counter stuff. Having said that, Don't believe
evrything you read on the internet, Specially stuff on Youtube, who tells you to rub tooth paste or other weird
shit on your dick to make it bigger or to eat watermelon to improve your sex drive... lol. Go with reputable
medical websites.
You should also google "Supplements or Vitamins, to improve libido, or testosrone levels" Read about supplements
very carefully. For instance, I read about L-argenine to boost nitrogen oxide. However, more reading revealed that
most of it's properties are lost in your stomach. In contrast, L-citrulline which is not affected in your stomach
is converted into L-argenine, which in turn produces nitric oxide.... There are other supplements that will
enhance your libido. Just research a little. And, by all means, skip all these hyped up sites for pills, & herbs that
will make your dick Bigger or Harder or Longer or turn you into Magic Mike. In short, stay away from Youtube Miracle Potions.
Hope you enjoyed my story. It is a true story, not a made up fantasy. I am absolutely not ashamed of it. I had a
condition, that was no fault of mine, and instead of putting a bandaid on it, I found a resolution to the problem.
Yay for me!
DISCLAIMER
While there was no scientific studies done on my part, I google the active ingredient name as
"Does Benadryl cause ED?". I read tons of articles related to the subject, on many medical websites such as:
WebMd.com, Mayoclinic.org, healthline.com and many others, that all suggest that these pills do effect your
sexual health negatively. I quit taking them, and in time my problem went away.
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